Christ, what next?

so many "journalists" (you know, there should be new punctuation marks created to indicate contempt - perhaps a ^ demonstrating a raised eyebrow, but that could also give the reader the idea that the writer is amazed although it is true that the amount of contempt any journalist deserves is amazing, then I thought of utilizing this mark ~ sort of a rolling of the eyeballs effect but that could be interpreted as mere disgust at today's journalism...well, we'll all have to work on this) are ridiculing conspiracy theorists these days, that I am beginning to wonder if it might be a conspiracy. Now I really don't go for conspiracy theories unless they support my political views, but I am beginning to see a pattern here. Over fifty million people in this country just conspired to^~ elect~^ an idiot - a few journalists couldn't get together to conspire to ridicule conspiracy theorists in order to (that's the part I'm still thinking about...why) fool the public into thinking there is no conspiracy? Perhaps that is the conspiracy - they're conspiring to convince us that there are no conspiracies. Of course, this should make us all very suspicious; if there is a conspiracy to convince us that there are no conspiracies, then who is behind the conspiracy to convince us there are no conspiracies? Some might say that there is merely a concerted effort to draw the public's attention to facts and evidence and away from supposition, but a concerted effort my friends, is a conspiracy.